I am Batman.
Or at least that's what I've been telling myself to keep my spirits up ever since something went terribly wrong in my neck. See that face he's making? He's not giving you the sassy side eye, he just can't turn his neck. I know the feeling dude.
For years the bat turn has been one of my favorite jokes in the world. Imitating it has always brought me such joy. Have no choice but to do it? Not so much.
Tomorrow I'm hopefully going to find out what in the world I've done to find myself in this world of bat-turns and excruciating pain. In the mean time I'm going to continue looking super sexy in my
kinesio tape and while making people think I have better things to do than look at them.
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